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Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do you describe yourself?
A: Human
Q: Uh huh. That was cute...in the 60's. But your name, Spanish, right?
A: Via the Philippines and hundreds of years of Spanish Colonial rule, slavery and forced last names...so the occupiers could tax them.
Q: So, Hispanic?
A: No. Spain is not in South America. Spanish name, Filipino by ethnic heritage.
Q: Are you always this difficult, Professor?
A: No, only when asked these simple questions.
Q: Moving along...what is your wife?
A: Human
Q: Come on, seriously, is she like you?
A: Seriously, she's human.
Q: Well, what is her race?
A: Human.
Q: Are you kidding me? Where is she from?
A: America. She's American.
Q: You know what I mean, right?
A: Yes, I do.
Q: So what nationality is she?
A: American.
Q: South American?
A: North American.
Q: So, she's White.
A: North American does not imply White.
Q: Just tell me. What is she?
A: I already told you. She's human.
Q: Would you STOP it?! Just tell me!
A: I'm guessing a picture of her would make you happy.
Q: YES! Show me a picture of her!
A: I don't have one.
Q: Okay, this has gone too far. You're just playing with me, aren't you?
A: I think I know what you might be asking. You're asking me, what color is my wife's skin.
Q: YES! YES! What COLOR is your wife?!
A: Ah. You should have asked that at the very beginning.
Q: I did! So why didn't you just tell me?
A: Because you're not ready.
Q: You're telling me that I'm not ready?! What COLOR is she?!
A: You ready?
Q: YES! FOR THE LOVE OF HUMAN KIND! What color is your wife?!
A: Skin color.
Q: Are you serious!?
A: Flesh tone. Epidermis shade. Human hue.
Q: What are you, a robot?! Are you some kind of a bug-ridden robot with no human feelings?!
A: No, I'm human.